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OMG, Love the way you lie

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

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I AM SO EXCITED THAT THERE FINALLY IS A VIDEO TO GO TO THIS AMAZING SONG! ANYONE WHO HAS GONE THROUGH THIS TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP CAN RELATE TO THE SONG! I HAD TO SHARE IT WITH ALL OF MY FELLOW BLOGGERS/READERS. HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY!!

E! Network Final Sign OFF! What Will I Do About My Shows?

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

 

OMG!!! This morning I heard on the news that my local channel CHCH news was no longer E! Network. As of midnight August 31, 2009 E network no longer will air, EVER!!! At first I thought there was a mistake, so I did some research. Online, I was able to find 1 article about it. The E! Network airs all the reality shows and most of them I am totally addicted to. OMG! Now, I need to go online and disect the listings for my satellite and find each program again. It was great, all in one channel and my local news and weather.How did this happen? The CRTC on Friday sealed the fate of Canwest Global Communications’ secondary E! network by okaying the transfer of ownership of CHCH in Hamilton and CJNT in Montreal to Channel Zero. Channel zero is news almost all day long and two blockbuster movies at 7 and 9 pm, leading into what…more news, you guessed it! I am glad that everyone there still gets to keep there jobs but not everyone was so lucky. Around the same timeframe, the E! station in Red Deer, Alberta, CHCA, will sign off, and Kelowna, B.C.’s CHBC will morph into a Global Television station. CHEK , in Victoria announced on the 11:00 news that they have until tommorw. CHEK will be airing their morning, noon and evening news.Will their fate lead them to remaining on air or to close shop like the others?

Here is the Good news, as a rebrand of CH, Canwest will hang onto its E! Entertainment Networks program pipeline from Comcast as part of a multi-year deal. The E! programming is expected to air on the Global Television network and Canwest’s cable channels.(Yeah for me, I can still watch Kendra and Chelsea Lately, while keeping up with the Kardashians as I am eating the daily dish with side of Craig Ferguson Soup.(LOL) This past Friday, Canwest faced another deadline with US bondholders and senior lenders as they attempt to make 4 billion dollars to avoid bankruptcy protection. Talks of restructuring different divisions of the company in order to get bail out money or avoid bancrupsy. Does this not sound ridicullosly familiar?I see a pattern here.

Good Bye E! Network, I will miss you!!!

Till Next Time

Happy Civic Holiday Long Week-End!

Saturday, August 1st, 2009

 

 Hi There!

I just wanted to wish all my fellow Canadians agreat holiday long wee-end! In the Niagara Region there will be lots of events for your entertainmnet. In Port Colborne, Canal Days is currently under way! Concerts, vendors, tall ships and the midway. Lots of fun for everyone! In St.Catharines a yummy rib fest is going on this week-end! Not to mention all the Barbeques and pool parties. I wish everyone a great week-end no matter where you are. Don’t drink and Drive, be safe and have FUN!  I will try very hard not to think about the fact that school is one holiday week-end away! Oh, I almost forgot! I won a surfing contest at Hellacious Hits and now I am pro for 3 months!!!!I am so happy!

Chow for Now!

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Kendra Wilkinson Wed’s Boy Toy, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett in Shotgun Wedding!

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Okay, first they moved intogether and that was a shock, as Kendra had/has absolutley no idea how to be domesticated. But, are we surprised nope! This is why is talked about the way she is in the Media! So, the glorius wedding comes after the announcement that she is expecting a child in December. I guess it can’t be Heff’s??LOL!

Actually, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett’s is the proud groom and papa to be! This past week-end they got married and the pics turned out nice. Want to see??? Go here www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/tv/pp_20090629_kendra_wedding/photo02.htm

Every Wednesday the local E Channel broadcasts a reality show about Kendra! Now,m in the first few minutes of the episode she let’s it be known that she has no idea what she is doing! A "close" friend of Kendra’s stop’s by and as they are speaking realises she needs to get food, and where do you get food? The grocery store!!!! So, Kendra and her gal pal jet out the door to go to the grocery store. Low and behold Kendra desides that she is going to promenade her ass all over the store in a scooter for elderly and for customers with mobility issues. After spending a good portion of the day in the store and wracking up just under $400.00 worth of food they head back to he rplace. She drops the eggs on the way to put them in the fridge as she carried them upsidedown, they don’t need instructions on egg carton’s now a day’s do we???? So afther all the food magically gets put away the door bell goes off and guess who??? The professional installator to instal Kendra her very own……wait for it……..Stripper Pole!!! Right in the middle of their livingroom! In the next episode her mom comes over and says something along the line’s of yu have a stripper pole but no furniture?Where are the priorities? HEY  MA!!! I don’t think she give’s a rat’s ass she has been sharing a man as old as grandpa with 3 other sluts and broadcasting it all globally, I don’t think Kendra thinks thing through before she does them, but wait….that would mean she has the abilty to THINK! LOL!

Media is gushing all over it because she wore "White" on her wedding. Rule number one, it primarily signifies your abscense(Kendra says huh?)Two, she was a playmate to Heff and 3 other hoe’s, and 3 she is pregnant! Funny how things work out!  I was surprised that Heff did not give her away at their wedding at the Playboy mansion.lol. I will be tuning in when I have nothing better to do than see how she is going to make it through everyday life, interesting…. Stay Tuned….

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Humour Is Great For The Body!

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

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Donald Trump Decides To Keep Carrie Prejean, “Pictures Are FINE!”

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

 

 

Wow! Who would have thought that Donald Trump would say she (Carrie Prejean) needs to be commended for stating her beliefs. "We are in the 21st century…and she’s a model….we have determined that the pictures taken are fine" said Donald Trump. Then at the news conference Carrie states she is a strong woman and now she can be the best Miss California USA!  How can she represent a state that legalized same sex marriages after the comments she said?  Just my opinion, we will see what happens next..lol

 

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For Fellow Canadians or Those Wanting Some Insight on Them?

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

This is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canooks (Canadians)

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Canada .

If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada .

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong number, you may live in Canada .

If “Vacation” means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada

If you have switched from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada

If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada .

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada .

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada.

If the speed limit on the highway is 80km — you’re going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada .

If you find 2 degrees “a little chilly”, you may live in Canada .

If you actually understand these jokes, you must definitely live in Canada or have Canadian friends! :) LOL:

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